{"id":1,"date":"2016-01-28T23:10:56","date_gmt":"2016-01-28T23:10:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/?p=1"},"modified":"2016-02-01T23:00:27","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T23:00:27","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/?p=1","title":{"rendered":"Welcome"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_16\" style=\"width: 138px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-16\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-16\" src=\"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/little_orange_guy_e0.gif\" alt=\"Pointless Gif\" width=\"128\" height=\"86\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-16\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">So who else remembers Geocities?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>For the first time in many years, I have a re-established\u00a0a home for myself on the internet. Times have changed since the days of animated gifs, Claris Homepage and Geocities. While it wasn&#8217;t my primary intention in obtaining a domain, I have decided to investigate all of these new fangled services that my hosting service (<a href=\"http:\/\/one.com\" target=\"_blank\">one<\/a>) offer and this site is a product of my investigative poking and prodding. If nothing else, this be useful to me in keeping my thoughts together and storing relevant information regarding my various projects.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>While my partner Rachel can CSS, javascript and bend the internet to her will, I have decided to take the easy route and concentrate my time on what I want to be doing, not to fixing formatting errors relating to tweet urls longer than 142 characters when displayed on the third page of the visitors book&#8230; or similar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time in many years, I have a re-established\u00a0a home for myself on the internet. Times have changed since the days of animated gifs, Claris Homepage and Geocities. While it wasn&#8217;t my primary intention in obtaining a domain, I have decided to investigate all of these new fangled services that my hosting service [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[3,12],"tags":[4],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7g9vY-1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/elephantandchicken.co.uk\/stuffandnonsense\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}